Friday, October 19, 2007

Haiku Friday: the bad dog edition

Haiku Friday

Will they ever learn?
They're too old for this nonsense:
Dog poop on the floor.

14 comments:

Blue Momma said...

You can't have Haiku Friday with out poop haikus!

We don't have a dog, but one of our cats took a huge poop in our bed earlier this week.

On my husband's side. Of course!

Pamela said...

I miss my dog.
He never pooped on the floor.
But he slobbered e.v.e.r.y.where

Secret Agent Mama said...

I hate when our dogs poop on the floor. The other day we came home, from being gone all day, and my daughter exclaims, "OMGosh, it's poop!"

Luckily for us, it was solid poop and didn't make a mess!

Happy Friday, regardless!!

Steph said...

This is why we dont have a dog :(

cate said...

okay...i don't have a dog, but i have two toddlers that occasionally poop on the floor...does that count? you'd think they'd be able to make it down the hall to the bathtub sans-diaper without having to go!

Toni said...

No dogs here but great haiku. Now, I am glad we don't have dogs...

~JJ! said...

HA! They never learn!!!!

I wish you could come with me tonight too!!!!

Serina Hope said...

That is why I will get a cat next time. :)

Patois said...

I'm with Blue Momma: you can't have Haiku Friday without poop ku. Mine lacks poop but has vomit. Doesn't that entice you to read it?

WorksForMom said...

I so can relate. My dog just had diarrhea. In the house. :(

Great ku.

Violet the Verbose said...

Ha ha! Oh, I'm sorry. Dogs just never grow up.

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

You can't teach any dog any tricks. But, they are still so loveable, aren't they?

canape said...

Oh gawd. I could have written this myself this morning.

How DO they forget how to be housebroken at the age of 5???

VDog said...

CrackerDog Sasha has never pooed in the house, but she's peed couldn't-hold it-any-longer drops unintentionally when we were too late coming home.
Poor girl, she was so embarrassed the couple times it happened.

Her girlfriend, Lucy Liu, though, she has pooped in our house. Intentionally. Damn dog.

 
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