OVERHEARD AT COFFEE BEAN:
A woman in line describing to her friend about her Halloween decorations: "Well, I have skeletons and webs and I have Einstein's Monster ... you know, the one with the flat head."
Hmmmm... separated at birth? (Yeah, a little Photoshop knowledge can be dangerous!)
LIFE IN CULINARY SCHOOL:
JSongBird4 (03:59:19 pm): how's you?
Z-man (03:59:24 pm): good
Z-man (03:59:26 pm): today was beer day
JSongBird4 (03:59:44 pm): do you learn how to pour it or drink it? lol
Z-man (03:59:51 pm): we tasted
JSongBird4 (03:59:57 pm): really?
JSongBird4 (04:00:00 pm): they let you do that?
Z-man (04:00:04 pm): sip and spit
JSongBird4 (04:01:11 pm): oh
Z-man (04:03:01 pm): and today we uncorked wine bottles
Z-man (04:03:13 pm): so tomorrow is wine tasting
JSongBird4 (04:03:15 pm): hell of a life
Z-man (04:03:20 pm): haha
Z-man (04:03:22 pm): indeed
Z-man (04:06:22 pm): but it's definitely a fun class
Z-man (04:06:41 pm): though I had hoped that a sophomore international cuisine class would be able to churn out good foood
JSongBird4 (04:07:01 pm): uh oh. not getting fed well?
Z-man (04:07:24 pm): some things are okay
Z-man (04:07:28 pm): others are not even edible
Editor's note: The poor dear was used to a previous international cuisine class serving up chateaubriand for lunch. Sad.