Out of the mouths of babes ... and, er, teenage girls:
"There's a show called 'The History of the Bra' on the National Geographic Channel? Yeah, that's geographic, all right."
After seeing a commercial for a weight-loss product with an embarrassing side effect:
"Anal leakage? That's like urine ... What do you mean, it's not? It's what? Oh my gawd."
"Those jeans look really good on you, Mom. They make you look younger. You know, darker jeans are usually worn by younger people. And, it gives you a butt!" (Oh great)
Vocabulary test preparation
Mom: Next word is "prodded."
Roo-girl: I have no idea.
Roo-girl: Mom, I know Prada, not prodded.