Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Rooty tooty fresh and fruity

Out of the mouths of babes ... and, er, teenage girls:

"There's a show called 'The History of the Bra' on the National Geographic Channel? Yeah, that's geographic, all right."

After seeing a commercial for a weight-loss product with an embarrassing side effect:
"Anal leakage? That's like urine ... What do you mean, it's not? It's what? Oh my gawd."

"Those jeans look really good on you, Mom. They make you look younger. You know, darker jeans are usually worn by younger people. And, it gives you a butt!" (Oh great)

Vocabulary test preparation
Mom: Next word is "prodded."
Roo-girl: I have no idea.
Mom: Um...
Roo-girl: Mom, I know Prada, not prodded.


Jenni said...

LOL! So, is this the one that's my Na's twin? Because half these comments could have come from her and half from her older sister. Too funny!

Thank you so much for stopping by my blog and leaving a comment. It's getting harder and harder for me to make it through the whole list of Fun Monday people, and I may never have seen your blog if you hadn't commented. I've just done a quick scan of your most recent posts and you need to be bookmarked! I'll be back for more:o)

LIBSMOM said...

HA HA!! Prada? A girl after my own heart!!
I often wonder how different the vibe is with girls in the house, as we have only boys here.

Karly said...

Prada? She sounds like she could be my daughter! ;)

And, yeah...anal leakage. Oh my gawd, indeed.

Deb said...

Oh lord thankgod I dont have girls!

melodyann said...

I loved the Prada line...

Rooty makes me happy...

Phoenix said...

See she'll do fine in real life. She may fail english though. :)

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