The Roo-girl: I think I want to design a shirt that says "Vegetarian Pride." Then maybe it could have, like, a carrot and an apple on it ...
Evil mother: You know, apples scream when you eat them.
EM: *cackles loudly for at least 10 minutes*
TRG: Ohhhh, I'm so gullible.
EM: *ya think?*
Carpool Girl: I'm thinking of becoming a vegetarian.
The Roo-girl: Great idea!
CPG: Yeah, I just don't like the idea of eating something with a face on it.
Evil mother: You know, they don't actually HAVE faces when you eat them.
TRG: Yes, but they DID.
EM: *shakes head sadly and rolls eyes*
TRG: And that would be one less animal with a face that would get eaten.
*pause for dramatic effect*
TRG: Hey, I want to be ONE LESS!
Evil mother: You watch too many TV commercials.