Saturday, October 27, 2007

Vegging out, a la Roo

The Roo-girl: I think I want to design a shirt that says "Vegetarian Pride." Then maybe it could have, like, a carrot and an apple on it ...
Evil mother: You know, apples scream when you eat them.
TRG: WHAT??!?!?!?!?!??!?!!
EM: *cackles loudly for at least 10 minutes*
TRG: Ohhhh, I'm so gullible.
EM: *ya think?*

Carpool Girl: I'm thinking of becoming a vegetarian.
The Roo-girl: Great idea!
CPG: Yeah, I just don't like the idea of eating something with a face on it.
Evil mother: You know, they don't actually HAVE faces when you eat them.
TRG: Yes, but they DID.
EM: *shakes head sadly and rolls eyes*
TRG: And that would be one less animal with a face that would get eaten.
*pause for dramatic effect*
TRG: Hey, I want to be ONE LESS!
Evil mother: You watch too many TV commercials.

3 comments:

Simply Jenn said...

Cute! I had to send a lobster back when Gib and I were in highschool because it really did still have it's face. Yucky!

Sarcastic Mom (aka Lotus) said...

The face is the best-tasting part of most animals!

:-S

Jenni said...

LOL! See, I would be drawing little faces on all the fruits and veggies in the house and putting little sticky notes on them saying, "NOOOOO! I don't want to die!" Does Chiquita Banana freak her out? How about veggie tales? Mwahahaha! Mwahahaha!

 
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