Saturday, November 17, 2007

Roo, Roo, Roo your boat ...

Conversation on the way to school:

Carpool Girl: I bet not even Walt Disney knows what Goofy is.

The Roo-Girl: Goofy is a DOG.

TRG: Oh please. Goofy is a ... a ... a ... mutant.

CPG: No, but Pluto is a dog, too, and he walks on four legs and doesn't talk like Goofy does.

CPG: A mutant?

TRG: Yeah, he was created in a lab. He's an experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.

CPG: Ohhhhhhhh! OK.


Evil mother:
*shakes head sadly*

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Conversation in the car:


Drama King: You have a roll of toilet paper in here?

Wonderhubby: Well, you never know ...

The Roo-girl: Yeah, you never know when you're gonna need to pop a squat.

Evil Mother: *expressions of horror*

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Phone conversation following the teacher/eighth grade football game, where the Roo-girl and her fellow school pep squad members cheered on their fellow students:

Evil mother: So how was the game?

The Roo-girl: It was good.

EM: So the teachers won?

TRG: Yeah, how did you know?

EM: I was just guessing, the teachers being adults and all.

TRG: Wait... (turning to nearby friends) Who won the game?

EM: *Stunned silence*

TRG: Oh (giggle), the students won. Hey, I don't know. I didn't pay attention ...

EM: Weren't you cheering for ... oh never mind.

2 comments:

Kelly Malloy said...

Too funny!

~JJ! said...

I don't have TP, but I do have paper towels and water.

 
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