Wednesday, November 14, 2007

The zit

Oh the HORROR.

The TRAGEDY.

The INDIGNITY.

Of the "worst zit I've ever had."

Pity the poor Roo-girl. At 13, she is having a zitastrophe.

Right in the middle of her chin.

Editor's note: it's a small whitehead. She has NO idea!

There isn't enough Clearasil on the planet to cover up the agony.

Coverup just makes it look worse.

And the worst part?

It comes on the day that she is wearing her first pair of 7 jeans. (Oh puh-freakin-lease -- they're hand-me-downs from her friend A. Don't you know me better than that by now?)

7 jeans ... and a zit.

Her life is over.

9 comments:

~JJ! said...

Wait 'tills he gets them at 35...she'll wonder what she did wrong in her life...

I know. For a fricken fact.

Tink said...

I still get zits at 25, and on my shoulders no less. *Sigh* The girl should enjoy the fact that everyone her age is in the same boat!

Pamela said...

oooooooh just sqeeze it ALREADY


heh heh... I don't believe it when "they" say it leaves scars

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Phoenix said...

I don't know, I guess I understand. I mean Seven Jeans, come on. :)

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

Oh, the indignity of it all. HORROR.

karisma said...

Sounds like a catastrophe to me. Mind you, it could be worse, she could be my age with two zits now couldn't she?

And what pray tell, are 7 jeans? Is that the size?

Serina Hope said...

i remember feeling like that...Like a zit was the end of the world. So very much to learn, Roo has.

cate said...

oh man...i remember when a zit was the end of my life! wow, that was a long time ago!

i have a house full of boys, but i'm glad i can vicariously enjoy daughter-drama through you! :)

 
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