Oh the HORROR.
Of the "worst zit I've ever had."
Pity the poor Roo-girl. At 13, she is having a zitastrophe.
Right in the middle of her chin.
Editor's note: it's a small whitehead. She has NO idea!
There isn't enough Clearasil on the planet to cover up the agony.
Coverup just makes it look worse.
And the worst part?
It comes on the day that she is wearing her first pair of 7 jeans. (Oh puh-freakin-lease -- they're hand-me-downs from her friend A. Don't you know me better than that by now?)
7 jeans ... and a zit.
Her life is over.