Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Sporky pig

The Roo-girl: Oooh. A cake!

Carpool Girl: Yes, it's my friend's birthday today, and I'm bringing her a cake for lunch. I wonder if a plastic knife will cut this?

TRG: They have plastic knives in the cafeteria.

CPG: Oh, right! They do. *laughs* Or I could use a spork.

TRG: *shudders* Sporks! I hate sporks.

CPG: Why?

TRG: They always had sporks with hot lunch in elementary school. Now I associate sporks with bad food.

Evil Mother here. OK, so, my child hates sporks. (Sorry, Tink!)

TRG: Hmmm, what if you combined a spoon and a knife? You could call that a spife ...

A spife? Nah. But guess what?


I don't make this stuff up. I swear!

11 comments:

kitten said...

LOL! Too funny!
Ps. I have our winner post up!

Tink said...

*Gasp* She doesn't like sporks?! Sacrilege!

Holly said...

You have got to be kidding? WTH?

And, Roo?? Sporks are great. I associate them with Kentucky Fried Chicken...back in the days before it was KFC. Yum.

nikki said...

Snork!?!?!? But then your hands would get all messy from holding the opposite end of the Snork!

And sporks can't be all that bad. They give you them at Taco Bell!

nikki

That Chick Over There said...

But...doesn't the end cut your hand when you try to use the fork?

monkeysandmarbles said...

wow....what will they come up with next?

dawn224 said...

knork? that's awesome!

Phoenix said...

WHoever came up with that had way too much time on their hand.

I'm with TRG on sporks. I can't stand those things.

Pamela said...

no forkin way!!!

okay.. thats the closest thing to swearin'....

but I'd probably consider it if I had to eat with those things.

Canadian flake said...

lmao wayyyyyy too funny

Thanks for the giggles

tudza said...

They do make spifes. The one I want is designed for eating kiwi fruit.

 
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