Carpool Girl: Yes, it's my friend's birthday today, and I'm bringing her a cake for lunch. I wonder if a plastic knife will cut this?
TRG: They have plastic knives in the cafeteria.
CPG: Oh, right! They do. *laughs* Or I could use a spork.
TRG: *shudders* Sporks! I hate sporks.
CPG: Why?
TRG: They always had sporks with hot lunch in elementary school. Now I associate sporks with bad food.
Evil Mother here. OK, so, my child hates sporks. (Sorry, Tink!)
TRG: Hmmm, what if you combined a spoon and a knife? You could call that a spife ...
A spife? Nah. But guess what?
I don't make this stuff up. I swear!
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LOL! Too funny!
Ps. I have our winner post up!
*Gasp* She doesn't like sporks?! Sacrilege!
You have got to be kidding? WTH?
And, Roo?? Sporks are great. I associate them with Kentucky Fried Chicken...back in the days before it was KFC. Yum.
Snork!?!?!? But then your hands would get all messy from holding the opposite end of the Snork!
And sporks can't be all that bad. They give you them at Taco Bell!
nikki
But...doesn't the end cut your hand when you try to use the fork?
wow....what will they come up with next?
knork? that's awesome!
WHoever came up with that had way too much time on their hand.
I'm with TRG on sporks. I can't stand those things.
no forkin way!!!
okay.. thats the closest thing to swearin'....
but I'd probably consider it if I had to eat with those things.
lmao wayyyyyy too funny
Thanks for the giggles
They do make spifes. The one I want is designed for eating kiwi fruit.
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