Saturday, March 22, 2008

Candy is dandy (though sex won't rot your teeth)

First things first: Roo-girl ROCKED THE HOUSE at the high school cheer practice on Thursday. She totally loved it, and they totally loved her and expect (!!) her to come back. And Coach K? You can suck it!

Now ... moving forward ...

If you listen very very closely, you can still hear me making nummy noises.

Yum num num num!

You know I like to share with my internet buddies. After all, when I found this, I shared.

And so I must share again.


That, my friends, is a little piece of candy heaven.

It also stands between me and a slimmer, trimmer body, but let us not go there.

You have no idea what an odyssey this has been.

One of my four work podmates had one last week and raved as we drooled. After that, it became a sort of pod obsession, launching trips to assorted stores and gas station mini-marts in search of Elvis nirvana.

Finally, we got the real scoop. It had come from the local 99-cent store.

I made my personal plans to swing by there after work to satisfy my craving curiosity, and continued slaving away at my desk.

About an hour later, a second podmate moseyed back into the office -- and deposited one on each of our four desks.

Oh, there was happiness is Mudville. Joy and rapture.

And nummy noises.

20 comments:

Burfica said...

Okay, friends can have differences right?? RIGHT??

cuz we got those by mistake and it about made all of us puke. lol

I'll stick with peanut butter and chocolate. hehehehehe

Joy T. said...

I have never liked the whole peanut butter and chocolate thing, but after reading this I'm thinking I maybe haven't really given them a chance.

Aoj & The Lurchers said...

OK, I'm going to guess that these taste a lot better than they sound. Right?

The Immoral Matriarch said...

I seriously just threw up in my mouth a little bit envisioning the taste of that.

:p

Blue Momma said...

I love peanut butter and chocolate.

I love bananas.

But the three combined just don't make me tingly. I'm glad you're happy though.

Now an actual working DSL connection? That gets me excited!

Mr Lady said...

Yeah, I am not sure I can sanction such an unholy union, especially this close to Easter.

And about Roo Girl? Um, DUH!

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

I seriously JUST found the Chocolate Cherry Diet Dr. Pepper everyone was raving about, and now you are going to send me searching for those. Great!

Oh, and Yay! Roo Girl!

Don Mills Diva said...

Banana Cream Peanut Butter Cups? Candy heaven indeed!

Jenni said...

I thought Elvis was all about the peanut butter and mayo. GAG! I don't care much for bananas, but I'm curious. I think I'll buy one for dh and steal a bite. Have you tried the new Three Musketeers with mint nougat? YUMMY!

wright said...

That sounds so good. If you are a big fan of the peanut butter/banana combo, you will love htis cake. It's from Paula Dean (which of course means it's loaded with fat). Go here to check it out. It's super easy to make! http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,,FOOD_9936_30202,00.html

Betsy Bird said...

Hard to improve on regular Reese's but maybe this could do it.

Elizabeth said...

Just wanted to say hello-I clicked over from Sarcastic Mom. I love your blog! You have a great writing style :)

But Reese's with BANANA? Um, no thank you.

dawn224 said...

go roo!

Ann Handley said...

Feels a little like screwing with a classic... but I'll look around for it! Congrats to your Roo.

Alison said...

Yea for Roo Girl!!! I love reeses...but with banana??? are you sure it is good??

Junebug said...

So you have 99 cent stores? We just round up to a dollar.

Janet said...

Hooray for RooGirl! We unfortunately have coaches like that around here. I'm glad she told you about it so you knew what was going on. Some kids might have just accepted it and lost the opportunity.
I can't even begin to talk about the Reese's thingy.

DIXIECHICK said...

Ok...I tried the Cherry Choc Diet Dr. Pepper...um, must be an acquired taste...did not like it....but I love Reese's cups...I will not tarnish the memory of those, with this....I just can't do it....

Huckdoll said...

You Americans have the craziest foods.

Robinella said...

I love me a pnut butter, banana and mayo sandwich. YUMMMMMY! Got to find those candies.

 
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