Saturday, March 8, 2008

Those goo-goo-Google-y eyes

There is something creepy about Google searches that lead to people's blogs.


I have never done one of these posts before, but then I have never gotten a series of search hits like these:

my baby got back 3 janet: Um, three janet? Not four? Not two?

author of turnaround of the girl who married a fly: No, I swear Wonderhubby is all male, all human. No flies on us.

i hate janet the planet: Wow, I always spoke highly of you ...

funny stories in fun brain that you could write:
Yeah, like "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

janet in thongs: No. Not now. Not ever. NO.

interplanetary janet: Duh. That was creative.

amusement park ticket discounts: Cool. I really could use some. Those cheer competitions are ex.pen.sive.

well well well that's a deep subject joke: Sheesh. My jokes are better than that. Aren't they? AREN'T THEY?????

the cutest college boy on the planet: Where? Where?

the day of my daughter's wedding: Whoah there, buddy. My daughter is 13. No weddings here, shotgun or otherwise.

People, really, I just don't understand asking Mr. Google about these things. Get a life. Please!


The Immoral Matriarch said...

Oh c'mon - you know you've got some risque g-string photos floating around out there from your pre-newspaper days.

Don't front.


The Rotten Correspondent said...

I've gotta figure out how to do those searches.

On second thought...

swampy said...

I would love to be a 'fly on a wall' of the person who Googles for something 'serious' and ends up on my blog.

Pamela said...

I haven't had anything exciting lately. My very best one was: making fart noises with bird sounds

Susie said...

It has alway amazed me what people search for... and it's funny reading too. After putting up some gimp and photoshop tutorials on my blog, most of the searches are for the tutorials, but I've also had people searching for "what does it mean to be intelligent". Wish I had the answer for that one :)

Around The Funny Farm said...

I disabled the google searches for my blog. I figure people can stalk me enough already on the farm website.

Huckdoll said...

Haha - I love reading other blogger's analytics. Wow :D

Canadian flake said...

roflmao these are interesting...but I am confused how you google search something to lead to a blog??

Guess I am sorta dumb that


Too funny...the only thing that leads people to my American Idol searches.

Janet said...

Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl . . . Schoolhouse Rock.
The only other song I know of associated with our name is in the Rocky horror Picture Show. I should think that might get some interesting google searches. I'm afraid to look at mine. Not that I would know how.
And no thongs here either, although by the end of the day, my underwear is usually masquerading as such. {sigh}

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