Haiku Friday: the ooh-she's-a-smart(mouthed)-kid edition

Congratulations!
Smart students had cake, bagels
And an honor roll.















Bwahahahahaha!!!

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Some of my many three readers might be wondering whatever happened to the carpool situation.

Well.

Little Miss Carpool Girl had actually been pretty well-behaved, answering her phone properly and all. But she and Roo-girl kinda got into it over an unkept confidence (CPG was the blabber, Roo was the wounded party) and it's been a little testy.

Leading up to Thursday morning's earlier run to the middle school for the honor roll breakfast.

Were we taking CPG to school (since we had to be there an hour early for the brekkie)? Or were we not?

We let her know about this on Tuesday -- and Roo called her on Wednesday. Evidently CPG told Roo she would call her back.

Or not.

So we tear-ass out of our driveway today and Roo makes her customary call to CPG's phone.

Uh-oh. Voicemail.

And here is the message that my take-no-prisoners daughter with the GIANT cojones left:

Ya know, CPG, it's REALLY annoying -- and rude -- when you don't answer your phone. And also when you say you're going to call back and you DON'T.

So you can find your OWN way to school this morning.

Harsh.

On the other hand, she says what she means and she means what she says.

And holy crap!! Don't cross that girl!