Friday, May 9, 2008
This week, I'm combining Haiku Friday with Swampy's virtual baby shower for Karmyn, whose baby boy is due in just two weeks, give or take whatever.
Karmyn's unborn child
gives me vicarious thrills
but I'm glad it's HERS!
Heee! No, I do NOT have aching ovaries at the thought of babies anymore. Although I wouldn't mind grandchildren (Drummer? Are you listening? Marry that girl already!)
But I digress. This is Karmyn's party, so I can't cry if I want to.
Anyway, everyone always gives things for the baby at showers. But I remember what it felt like when baby no. 3 (and ... ahem ... no. 4) arrived. So here are the things I would have liked and therefore give to Karmyn:
Someone to do the cleaning:
Someone to do the cooking:
A jacuzzi with a view when you need an escape from the crazies:
And, of course, something to identify the baby for what he truly is:
Check out Swampy's place for more shower partygoers.
And for more traditional (?) Haiku Friday stuff, see her and her.