So here is the story I failed to tell last month when the Drama King decided to be a jerk. I saved it for today in honor of the first day that California counties will issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples:
Drama King: I can get married now. *nod nod*
Evil Mother: lololol... something i should know about? is there something you'd like to announce?
Drama King: Lolol, noooooo. Just thought I'd share
Evil Mother: lol i know. i heard ... i thought of you
Drama King: Hehehe
Drama King: Now all I hafta do is propose...
Evil Mother: ROFLMAO.... can i watch?
Evil Mother: will you do it with roses?
Evil Mother: put a ring in his pie?
Evil Mother: really! i wanna know!!!!
Drama King: Lolol I haven't even thought about it yet...sheeeeesh
Evil Mother: heh. prolly you should live together for reals first
Drama King: Yeah, prolly. I'm just glad to know its an option
Evil Mother: yup. he's marryin' material?
Drama King: Geeeeeeeeeeeeez. Give a guy some room to breathe here...
Drama King: :-P
Drama King: I'm extraordinarily fond of him, yes
Evil Mother: :-)
Evil Mother: and he is of you?
Evil Mother: and can we figure out what your freakin' name is now?
*We interrupt this post to explain that Mr. DK has opted not to use his father's last name -- or any other last name that makes sense -- nor is he actually using the name he was given when he was born, choosing instead some letter combo that has NOTHING to do with his actual given name. OK, back to the post at hand.*
Drama King: Lolol
Drama King: My name is whatever I feel at any given moment
Drama King: Hehe
Evil Mother: *eyeroll*
Drama King: Careful. They might fall out
Evil Mother: hey. you could take HIS last name. that would solve some of your issues with last names.
Drama King: Lol
Evil Mother: except for his? kinda sucks. lolololol
Drama King: Heheh. Yeah, yeah it does.
Evil Mother: well, just for the record, i approve. although i believe in long engagements.
Drama King: Lol
And that, my friends, is where it stands today. I'll let you know if anything changes after today.
I personally would laugh myself sick if DK and Rocky got married before Drummer Man and the fabulous girlfriend.