Vacation days. Whooohooo. Four straight days of NOT being at work.
The ongoing hormonal nightmare that is 14 going on 25. (I'm not going to mention any names, but her initials are the Roo-girl.)
Discovering at 3 p.m. that your zipper is down -- knowing that the last time you pulled your pants up was at 9 that morning before leaving for work.
Yeah, I don't want to admit to knowing me either.