Friday, July 4, 2008

Haiku Friday: the fashion forward edition

Haiku Friday

Rat dogs on the prowl
create a fashion statement:
Crotchless bikini

Photographic evidence that no matter WHERE a teenage girl leaves her bathing suit bottoms (drying on a chair), the rat dogs will find it.

Happy Independence Day, everyone. (And if you're not an American, Happy July 4th. You have one of THOSE either way!!!)

17 comments:

Mr Lady said...

Good. I disapprove of Roo Girl showing so much skin anyway. Can't we get her a bathing dress or something? (Honestly, it just freaks me out that MY girl will be sporting that in 10 years. *pukes*)

Burfica said...

hahahhahahaa well look at the bright side, at least she wasn't in them when the dog destroyed them.

Crazed Mom said...

You could market those to friendericks of Hollywood and make some bucks.

Joyce said...

Happy July 4th, Janet!

I'm up late checking to see if you've made your next move in Scrabulous. :) No, actually, I'm up late doing my Thursday 13 post when it's early Friday. :P

monica @ transplanting me said...

that probably did not make for a happy roo girl

Catwoman said...

If you would like another crotch-eating dog, I have a great one for you: gorgeous black lab, answers to the bloggy name of Satan's Dog. I'll even ship him to you for free. He's very talented and can reach underwears even if they're hung to dry 30 feet off the ground.

Melissa said...

Glad you explained that b/c for a moment, I thought it was something real.

It's too early and no caffeine yet.

Happy Fourth!

The Laundress said...

Damn Dog.

I have one too.

Happy 4th Lady.

Kaytabug said...

That dog would make a nice bobble head in the car. ;)

Happy 4th!!

Karen of Sillymonkeez said...

I hope she has another one to where today!

Happy 4th of July to you and your family (rat dogs too)!

LceeL said...

Well, I hope Roo Girl has another (and less revealing) and less revealing suit to wear. Like a knees to neck one-piece.

Lisa said...

LMAO I'm only laughing because our Lab would do the same thing. I think I went through 6 bathing suits one summer.

maggie's mind said...

Hahaha, I'm not even sure what to say, but that is hilarious. :) Happy 4th!

CrackerJacks said...

OH My Goodness! That is too funny! The dog could have gone for the strings, but NO, he went for the crotch! That is hilarious and very nicely done in a Haiku!

Immoral Matriarch said...

LMAO!!! Ohh my gosh that was funny.

Sandy C. said...

Oh my! Perhaps a wet suit is in order now ? ;)

Janet said...

Snerk. I guess she couldn't blame THAT one on the man could she? I had a dalmatian that chewed everything. I have gnawed places on every piece of furniture I own, and he completely destroyed a mattress, 3 dog beds, 2 comforters, and some potholders.

 
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