The Drama King officially moved in with the boyfriend last weekend, and as is usual in all things moving, he needed a bigger vehicle for transporting purposes.
Enter the Green Meanie, our soon-to-be-unregisterable minivan (the two-year exemption on its failure to pass the smog test runs out in December).
So when DK and Rocky returned the vehicle (please note we did NOT volunteer to help with any of this -- like, yuck!), and while our resident IT expert Rocky and Wonderhubby puzzled over our computer's failure to reboot properly, DK and Z-man sat on the stairs and spoke in tongues.
Which is to say they were talking about video games.
I have not a clue on this planet what they were talking about. It had to do with ISOs and Alcohol (not drinks, the program -- whatever) and a bunch of other stuff that I can't even remember.
Until they got to this:
Drama King: We're going to see "Wall-E" tonight.
Z-man: Oh, gag.
Drama King: It looks adorable.
Z-man: That right there? That's the problem. I have no interest in seeing "adorable." You should go see "Wanted" instead.
Drama King: I have no desire to see that. I don't like Angelina Jolie.
Z-man: Yeah. The movie is going to suck. But Angelina Jolie is HOT.
Drama King: Hello? GAY???
Evil Mother: Bwahahahahahaa.
Drama King: Now Chris Evans ...
Evil Mother: Who?
Drama King: The Flame from "Fantastic Four."
Z-man: Is that the guy from "Cellular"?
Drama King: Yes. And that's the reason I bought that dvd, whether the movie sucked or not *whispering*(which it did).
So there you have it.
Angelina for the straights.
Chris for the gays.
Aren't you glad you stopped by????