Saturday, July 5, 2008

Hot, hotter, hottest ...

The Drama King officially moved in with the boyfriend last weekend, and as is usual in all things moving, he needed a bigger vehicle for transporting purposes.

Enter the Green Meanie, our soon-to-be-unregisterable minivan (the two-year exemption on its failure to pass the smog test runs out in December).

So when DK and Rocky returned the vehicle (please note we did NOT volunteer to help with any of this -- like, yuck!), and while our resident IT expert Rocky and Wonderhubby puzzled over our computer's failure to reboot properly, DK and Z-man sat on the stairs and spoke in tongues.

Which is to say they were talking about video games.

I have not a clue on this planet what they were talking about. It had to do with ISOs and Alcohol (not drinks, the program -- whatever) and a bunch of other stuff that I can't even remember.

Until they got to this:

Drama King: We're going to see "Wall-E" tonight.

Z-man: Oh, gag.

Drama King: It looks adorable.

Z-man: That right there? That's the problem. I have no interest in seeing "adorable." You should go see "Wanted" instead.

Drama King: I have no desire to see that. I don't like Angelina Jolie.

Z-man: Yeah. The movie is going to suck. But Angelina Jolie is HOT.

Drama King: Hello? GAY???

Evil Mother: Bwahahahahahaa.

Drama King: Now Chris Evans ...

Evil Mother: Who?

Drama King: The Flame from "Fantastic Four."

Z-man: Is that the guy from "Cellular"?

Drama King: Yes. And that's the reason I bought that dvd, whether the movie sucked or not *whispering*(which it did).

So there you have it.

Angelina for the straights.

Chris for the gays.

Aren't you glad you stopped by????


HRH said...

See, I learn something everytime I come over...

We had the whole Angelina conversation yesterday because my husband doesn't think she is hot. Now I am going to have to work into the conversation to see if he thinks Chris is hot. I AM KIDDING.

Jenni said...

Well, I *am* straight, and I *do* think Angelina Jolie is hot. I'm not so impressed with Chris What's His Name. (15yodd is.) Does this mean I'm not straight or that I'm not gay? I'm so confused. Let's see, if I had to choose one for a *partner*, I'd go with the less hot Chris WHN. But my heart just wouldn't be in it. I'm not sure if this is a fair test. Is Chris WHN gay? Maybe that's why I'm not feelin' it.

Rachael said...

I am not so impressed with Chris either... however, I will be DROOLING over James McAvoy all through Wanted.

Sandy C. said...

I must say, I think they're both pretty. Could I be "Bi"?? ;)

Janet said...

Angelina has too many lips somehow. And I don't know who the other guy is.
And we loved Wall-E.

Marmarbug said...

I learn something new everyday!!! LOL

Kaytabug said...

Now what does that make me? I think they are both mighty fine!
But Jolie is not so fine lately...I don't know why. Too many injections?

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

I LURVED Wall-E, even if Chris wasn't in it. (I, too, only watch Fantastic Four for the Chris moments. The rest of the movie sucked.)

Anon1 said...

alcohol 120% is an 'ISO' burner - a device to record ISOs on to DVDs.
ISOs are the data that can be found on a DVD.

They were talking about illegaly downloading and watching movies.

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