Friday, September 19, 2008

Haiku Friday: the "he knows me too well" edition

Haiku Friday

Oh, Wonderhubby ...
Are you all alone? Because
I have a secret!

Put your ear closer
to the phone, and I'll whisper
it to you alone:

Don't tell anyone ...
but I'm not wearing any
panties! *giggle grin*

Then he laughs at me:
"That's because you forgot to
pack them for the gym."

Ah! Romance! Myst'ry!
Apparently that vanished
with my memory.

22 comments:

kouji said...

that's just hilarious! :D and brilliant! :) and yet, full of truth... :O

Mel said...

Ha! I love it. Great haiku once again this week.

Jenn in Holland said...

So true,, so true.
Hahahahaha! Thanks, I really needed that laugh!

Lilacspecs said...

Hehehe, cute haiku!

LceeL said...

Welp. That's it. The thrill is gone. The thrill is gone away. I know how to get it back, though. Next time that happens - use no words - just shoot him a picture with your cell phone. Just don't forget your phone.

nikki said...

You are the haiku master, even though the word "panties" makes me want to scream.

Cathy said...

That's so funny. I've definitely been there. Great haiku.

cacklinrose said...

LOL. I too remember a time when that information would have been met with a different response. Now it's "it's probably because you never do laundry."

Patsy said...

LOL -- and exactly how long have you been married??? Cute - thanks for the laugh.:)

SecretAgentMama said...

OH MY! LOL

maggies mind said...

Hahaha, that was awesome and funny. I needed a giggle.

Rachael said...

Hilarious. Marriage...

Immoral Matriarch said...

LOL!!!!! He couldn't have just ran with it? :P

Jaina said...

Lol.

anglophilefootballfanatic.com said...

Who says romance is dead? I often did the same thing when I worked, although I always forgot the bizness shoes. Walking around in a skirt and tennies is making a killer fashion statement.

Lisa said...

LOL That's perfect!

OHmommy said...

* smiling here *

hotmamamia said...

First time visitor--this was ADORABLE and soooooo true!!! Thanks for the smile :)

The Laundress said...

Hee hee...snort.

Laski Gal said...

Sadly, that is so true.

Now, when I give him my "sexy" look, he scowls and says, "What's wrong with your face."

Nice.

Mom24 said...

That's so funny! We just lost power for a week. The news speculated on all the power outage babies. Here? Not so much. Grumpiness at inconvenience abounded. I remember when...

Janet said...

LOL/*snort*
The soul of romance, he is.

 
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