Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Hotelness

If you already haven't, see my post from yesterday at Mid-Century Modern Moms. It will certainly put you in the proper mood to read THIS one.



I can get into trouble ANYWHERE. Especially in a hotel room with a single king-sized bed -- that was to be shared by mother and son.

Z-man:
Oh, see? There's a couch!

Evil Mother: Ah. Then you can enjoy the couch-ness.

Z-man: I will TOTALLY enjoy the couchness.

Evil Mother: Meanwhile, I have to pee.

*wait for it*

Evil Mother: And I will totally enjoy my pee-ness.

Z-man: Bwahahahahahahahahaa! *rolls on the floor, gasping for breath* Bwahahahahahahahahahaa!

OK, it's been three days now, and he's still laughing about it. I'm hopeless.

20 comments:

The Laundress said...

I would totally love to have said that myself.

I must meet your family.

nikki said...

Okay now for some strange reason I have scenes from Sixteen Candles going through my head.

"No more yanky my wanky."

Burgh Baby said...

At least one of your kids thinks you're funny. ;-)

Kristi said...

omg i just want to be a fly on the wall around you!!!

LceeL said...

I think you're what I would be if I was woman.

Janet said...

I expect I'll still be laughing three days from now as well.

Junebug said...

I didn't notice the pun for a few seconds. Then I saw it. Hilarious!

SgtSudsWife said...

Hahahaha That is just great!I will be laughing for a while over that one and probably saying it to myself all day just so I keep laughing.

Melissa said...

Ok...I needed that. :) A great chuckle for the day. Thanks!

Simply Jenn said...

You and your family crack me up! Mine just isn't as funny.

LaskiGal said...

If you can get that kinda laugh out of a kid, then your rep as a cool mom has been solidified . . .

Karen said...

Sorry, I'm with him - that was hysterically brilliant.

Eternal Sunshine said...

Bwaaaaaa That is the best (And I had to read it twice to get it - 'cause I'm apparently blonder than I thought)

Wonderful...

Sandy C. said...

ROFL!!! I also had to read it twice. My brain? Mushness this week.

Kaytabug said...

oh you are so funny!!!
So hilarious!

lattemommy said...

Groan! *wink*

Rachael said...

I know that I must say things like this all the time, I wish I could just remember them!

Jenni said...

I can't remember the context, but I once used the word pee-ness similarly (it was *mine*) and had the entire family rolling on the floor and gasping for air.

Pamela said...

I'm getting old I think. It took me a minute.

texasholly said...

OMG. SO FUNNY. It took me a minute...but I am tired!

Thanks for linking!

 
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