If you already haven't, see my post from yesterday at Mid-Century Modern Moms. It will certainly put you in the proper mood to read THIS one.
I can get into trouble ANYWHERE. Especially in a hotel room with a single king-sized bed -- that was to be shared by mother and son.
Z-man: Oh, see? There's a couch!
Evil Mother: Ah. Then you can enjoy the couch-ness.
Z-man: I will TOTALLY enjoy the couchness.
Evil Mother: Meanwhile, I have to pee.
*wait for it*
Evil Mother: And I will totally enjoy my pee-ness.
Z-man: Bwahahahahahahahahaa! *rolls on the floor, gasping for breath* Bwahahahahahahahahahaa!
OK, it's been three days now, and he's still laughing about it. I'm hopeless.