The world must stop spinning on its axis while we take a moment to determine what our names might be if we were birthed by vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.
She of Trig, Track, Piper, Willow and Bristol.
The Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator.
Based on this truly scientific venture, my new name is Smoke Strapon Palin.
You may call me Smokin'.
Uh, Strapon??? Seriously? Oh brother!