Wednesday, September 17, 2008

If Sarah Palin were my mother ...

The world must stop spinning on its axis while we take a moment to determine what our names might be if we were birthed by vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

She of Trig, Track, Piper, Willow and Bristol.

Try this:

The Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator.

Based on this truly scientific venture, my new name is Smoke Strapon Palin.

You may call me Smokin'.

Uh, Strapon??? Seriously? Oh brother!

19 comments:

The Laundress said...

hey Strapon...

I'd be:

Seam Marauder Palin

LceeL said...

I LOVE that middle name. That 's what Annie calls ME!!

Anyway, My name would be, get this,
McCain Fortress Palin.

I am sure I would shoot myself.

Janet said...

my real name: Steak Leather Palin
my blog name: Charcoal Sniper Palin

Melissa said...

Strapon?

I'll have to check mine. But given your dinner table conversations, I don't know if I'd share that with your kids. Or maybe so. ;)

Junebug said...

My name is Grill Igloo.

nikki said...

I'm....(drum roll please)

Blaster Commando Palin

I'd rather gouge my eyes out with an ice pick.

(no, tell us how you really feel.)

Kaytabug said...

Stepper Choke Palin

I think all the good ones were already taken...Strapon and Commando!

To bad that wasn't Stripper instead of Stepper!

Beckie said...

My name is Muzzle Mammoth Palin, but you can call me Muzzie. I'm thinking about changing my name to Nikki so I can go with Blaster Commando.

Colleen said...

Fowl Overtime for my real name; Rust Mustang for my online name. heh heh!

anglophilefootballfanatic.com said...

Oh, my LORD! That was awesome. Oddly, I was Hunger Tallest Palin for my real name and like Lou, McCain Fortress with AFF.

Burgh Baby said...

Engine Nighthawk here, and I'm pretty sure that you will be mocked for LIFE over your name. Mine will just cause confusion.

Catwoman said...

I'm Bomb Locomotive Palin.

You can just call me Da Bomb from now on, that's my new stage name.

Jenni said...

Okay, on the first go round I got Luger Otter Palin, but I don't care for that since Luger sounds too much like loogey. How do you spell loogey anyway? I like my second result better: Slicer Mission Palin.

I actually don't think her kids names are too bad. They're definitely better than Jennifer. Bristol is my least favorite of the names, though. Hey, have you tried the Mormon name generator or the Unitarian Jihad generator?

Delusional Girl said...

I got Sport Grunt Palin for IRL and Cheney Wolfhound Palin for this name. Wow, I think the second is better; just call me Wolfy.

K said...

Dust Chinstrap Palin.

I'm not sure what I think....

Sandy C. said...

Strapon? Yikes!

Mine came back: Axe Diesel Palin

Unsure if I'm a rock star or a crooked mechanic :/

Debbie said...

Found you through a comment on another blog and I'm so glad I did. This is fun! I'd be Hen Waffle Palin.

Janet said...

Hey there Smokin' Strapon, meet Flex Gunship Palin.
Gunner will be fine, because you can be sure I'd be killing her in her sleep with her own bear rifle as soon as I got big enough to lift it.

Janet said...

Interesting. I did my maiden name for the first one. When I did my married name I got
Fork Decoy Palin (nickname - spoon).
Then I did my maiden name again and still got Flex Gunship.

I obviously have too much time on my hands today.

 
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