Tuesday, December 16, 2008

In which my son shows his fine upbringing and command of the English language



Evil Mother
20:18: is it cold, honey? bwahahahahaha

Auto Response from Z-man 20:18:
FREEZING MY FUCKING BALLS OFF




I'm so proud.

20 comments:

Burfica said...

not just his balls, but his FUCKING BALLS??? man that's cold. lmaoooooooooo

nikki said...

You've trained him well. May the force be with you.

Joanna said...

You should have gone with true evil mother mode and said, 'suddenly everything makes sense now'.

Travis Erwin said...

Such sweet tiding. My new favorite word is tidings so I'm using it everywhere. Even blogged about it today.

Debbie said...

One of those moments that make you sad the baby books cut off at such a young age.

Karen said...

Even though I use the "f" word profusely, my son, who is 37, will not say it in front of me. He is so--polite--around me. My daughter, a different story.

Midwest Mommy said...

OMG! Funny.

LceeL said...

I must applaud Z for his proper use of the word in its adverbial form.

Tink said...

Hey, cuss words are still words, they're just more colorful versions. ;)

Karen said...

You should totally get him two rubber bouncy balls, nestled into a box, for Christmas. As replacements, you know.

Burgh Baby said...

You have taught him well. Be proud.

Colleen - Mommy Always Wins said...

You know, there's a lot to be said for not sugar-coating the facts. ;-)

Indigo said...

Doesn't leave much to the imagination on how COLD it is there. Thanks for the smile. My daughter never cussed, although I did profusely. When she got married to a soldier that all changed. Now that I think of it, that's what makes most of us married woman curse. (Hugs)Indigo

swamp~elf said...

Is that metaphorically speaking?

texasholly said...

hahahaha. Why is this not surprising in any way?

Suzanne said...

I think I've got one that will make you laugh. Mom's VW super beetle had NO heat and we were in the midst of the coldest NY winter in ages. My older sister and her boyfriend in front, 7 year old sister "Giggles" and 11 year old me in the back seat.

We'd been in the car for 20 minutes and yes, it was COLD! Giggles says to the two up front "Can you turn up the damn heat? I'm freezing my balls off back here!'

Pamela said...

one of the brass ones, is he?

anglophilefootballfanatic.com said...

You should buy him some balls for one of his 8 great nights.

Trannyhead said...

I'm with Anglophile. I'm not sure if this is the kid who had the car issue, but I think if he has a functional vehicle you should get him some of those testicles for the tailpipe for Christmas. That would be hawt.

Jaina said...

Lol.

 
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