Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Dream a little dream ... and fantasize a little more

I blame her.

Because, at least in my bloggy circles, she started it with THIS.

Which led me to this website, where all my dreams (heh heh heh) could come true. And then she got into the act. And so did she -- and then her and her, too.

And my fantasies overwhelmed me.

Quite honestly, I am not an extrovert, although I do play one on the internet. I am much better (and always have been) at expressing myself through the written word, rather than verbally.

Accordingly, though, I have been known to talk about ... um ... marital aids. Most specifically (ahem) lubricants. Wonderhubby's and my escapades with a certain his-n-hers lube is legendary.

But perusing this site of marital wonders has sent my imagination into overdrive and made my heart go pitter-pat.

You see, I am totally cheating on my boyfriend.

You know my boyfriend, don't you? My boyfriend Buzz? Yes, that Buzz. To infinity and beyond ...?

Yeah, well, this little beauty has been calling my name.

Is she not lovely? Smooth lines. Delicate of color. *swoon*

So when Drew from Eden Fantasys knocked on my internet door and wanted to do a giveaway on my blog, I was all in favor.

Because I am all about the sharing of things that make my heart race.

So, Miss Lily is available to one of you, my lucky readers. To enter, please leave a comment on this post. Make sure you leave a valid email address so I can contact you when you win!

You want an extra entry? Subscribe to my blog in a reader, and leave a comment saying that you did.

You want one more? Twitter it and leave the permalink to the tweet in the comments.

You want a fourth? Plurk it and leave the link to the plurk.

However you do it, comments will be open until 11:59 p.m. PST on Feb. 1. And then my friend Mr. Random Number Generator will pick a winner.

And my lover can be yours ...

68 comments:

nikki said...

Dude, count me in.

I feel like such a dirty whore. I love it.

(Plus I will plurk it so count me in for two.)

wright said...

I'm a little embarassed to say I want to be entered, but I WANT TO BE ENTERED!!!

Mrs. Really Long Last Name said...

I'm in.

And you are in my newly set up reader... is that 2?

Cristen said...
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Tink said...

I so want that! :)

Did I ever tell you the story of pink bunny? He was my favorite. Then I made the mistake of chasing Hoop around the house with it. Apparently, Hoop does not like little vibrating things near his balls. Who knew? So he unintentionally broke it. No more pink bunny. We thought about having a funeral for it, with Hoop giving the eulogy. But we have neighbors now... and the dogs like to dig things up.

Qweenie said...

YAY! I like Lily...she's purty!

I subscribed, and I'll plurk it later honey!

Trannyhead said...

Um .. PICK ME. Please?

I'm already subscribed to you, biotch. And everybody else beat me to the punch with plurking and tweeting. WTF.

Pick me.

PICK ME!!!

Katherine said...

Please enter me.

I'm also subscribed in Google reader - do I need another entry telling you that?

Pick me please!

justmylife said...

I already subscribe so does that count? I am always on the lookout for a new "friend". heh!

Gina said...

I'm in!

Gina said...

Oh - and also - I'm subscribed.

Eternal Sunshine said...

OMG - you are too funny!!

This may be the most useful giveaway ever! LOL!

You are the greatest...

Eternal Sunshine said...

Of course, you've always been in my reader! Well, at least since I've been blogging, anyway...

Eternal Sunshine said...

and of course, i plurked it!!

http://www.plurk.com/p/e7nkj

Kaytabug said...

I want to win this and I should be chosen by Mr. Random because this would be the bestest birthday present EVAH!!!

Sarah said...

Thank goodness for Mr. Drew, hm? *lol* I'm so totally in...*G*

Kaytabug said...

Here is my plurk link http://www.plurk.com/p/e7sr4

Kaytabug said...

I have you in bloglines and in google reader does that count for 2 or just one extra entry?

Kaytabug said...

I also tweeted it on twitter
https://twitter.com/Kaytabug/status/1152333309

Jewels said...

Hmm....I think I like Lily already. Can I have her?

By the way, you've been added to my reader.

Janet said...

You girls are wild! ;-)

Simply Jenn said...

Whaaaa?????????? Goodness, I will NEVER be able to keep up with your obviously overstimulated....uh.... mind?

melissa said...

you know i love you, right!! you got your pretty flower!!
i'll plurk and tweet later.
i'm already subscribed!
xo

wright said...

I follow you on my Google Reader!

melissa said...

http://twitter.com/rockdrool
i twitted...or twittered...or tweeted...WHAT ever

Aoj and The Lurchers said...

Oh hey!! *waving* single girl here!!

Aoj and The Lurchers said...

Oh and I already subscribe in a reader...does that count as two!?

Karen said...

Hon, my son plays with the Round Up Gang. Please don't go there with Buzz.

Janet said...

Count me in, too. And you know you're going to have to turn word verification back on after this, right?
I'll have to take my chances with one entry, because I have no clue what you're talking about with reader, and I just joined Facebook and if I add Twerk and Pleeter, my husband will divorce me. Then I'll REALLY need Miss Lily!

Judith Shakespeare said...

Sigh... Sex toys make me so happy. :)

Enter me! Enter me!

dawn224 said...

Me.

And I'm already subbed to your blog.

and I'll have my giveaway up soon.

Aoj and The Lurchers said...

And I plurked. That's three right?

Oh wait. Blog. Four entries from me!

Ms. Caroline FB said...

I think it's fantastic for a woman to know all about what makes her happy! Even if it is battery-operated. I've subscribed too. And I'll twitter & plurk it - if you'd like. :)

anglophilefootballfanatic.com said...

Can I leave a fake email? Cause that would be funny. According to *the book* I gotta start letting go of my inhibitions - so you gotta pick me.

red pen mama said...

count me in, too, for a comment.

ciao,
rpm

Suzanne said...

Oh, My! the Internets is going to be a HAPPY place!

As far as Buzz goes, one of my male friends would send any newly single female friend a care package from Adam and Eve-to keep them out of 'trouble'!

Kelley said...

I am subscribed! W00T!

Seems everyone is giving away a little self love right now.

Makes me wanna sing Divinyls songs... ;)

Carolie said...

I can't Twitter it -- my mother reads my Twitter feed! Plurk? I can't remember my damn password. And I'm ALREADY a subscriber. But here...here I can leave a comment, and a shameless plea for you to bear in mind that Fearless Husband GOES AWAY, as in OUT TO SEA, as in IS DEPLOYED for much of the year...

I'm just sayin'...

maggie's mind said...

Wait, no batteries even? That's cool. Count me in.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Hey, it couldn't hurt to try to win.

Miss Anne Derstood said...

I want it, I want it!!!!

with love, Madison said...

I came "lurching" over here just out of curiosity and now I my interest is uhhhhhh ... piqued! Enter me, please. You just sound so infatuated, it's got to be good ...

♥georgie♥ said...

well 42 is almost a bazollion but i will take my chances say I'm in...

Tink said...

But we have neighbors now... and the dogs like to dig things up.

Sezzy said...

I'd like to enter please :) Tee hee

Jenni said...

Hm, how did I miss this post? Count me in...oh, and I am a subscriber, that makes 2 right? And i've twittered about it...is that 3?

BusyDad said...

I could get my wife flowers for valentines day, or I can put some effort into it and try to WIN her something. right? I'll be subscribing after I hit submit.

Lunch Buckets said...

It looks like a jellybean! A really, really expensive jellybean. Anyway, I'm in. And you're already in my reader. So there.

Momisodes said...

me. Me. ME!!!!!!!

Pick me!

*waves arms in air*

It's so purdy. I love it!

I'm subscribed.

Karen said...

Ok, I'm entered, Just wish there was a way to enter anonymously.

wright said...

I just blogged about your giveaway! Yeah for another entry!

Rachael said...

I wants it! and I'm already a subscriber, cuz I loves you.

Chris said...

1. Subscribed
2. Twittered
3. Commenting to beg Mr. Random Number Generator to show this poor, lonely trucker's wife some love.

SECRET AGENT MAMA said...

Oh man, all this sex makes me want to go to bed early!

ENTER ME!!!!!! Miss Lily must join Mr. Glass!

Uhmmm. Youve been in my reader for ages. Extra chance, right?

Stacie said...

oh please pick me...

going to twitter it too...

staciesmadness not your average giveaway http://tinyurl.com/aqs55e half a minute ago from web

SP said...

Oooo, now this is right up my alley!
sosassypants at gmail

SP said...

I twittered, count me again
sosassypants at gmail

SP said...

AND I subscribed. Sweet. That's 3 for me.

Come on luck be a lady because Momma needs a new hummer.

sosassypants at gmail

Violet said...

Pick me, Mr. Random Number Generator, pick me!!

I subscribed...I have resisted the force of the Twitter so far...and what the HAY-ALL is Plurk??

Melanie said...

Great giveaway!
I'll take it!:-)

melissa said...

my giveaway is over. sigh.
but...if i plurk..again...about yours...could i get ANOTHER entry????? hey...just because i am OFFICIALLY the owner of an adult content website...doesn't mean i own any adult content toys...unless you count a really hot batman action figure as an adult toy...hmmmm...

Colleen - Mommy Always Wins said...

Ooh la la! Count me in!!!

I already subscribe. ;-)

Suzanne said...

Silly me, I'm not subscribed. How the heck did I miss that? Fixing it, so I get another entry!

texasholly said...

*she passes through unnoticed*

*well, not exactly unnoticed because she wants to be entered into the contest*

*but it is a subtle entrance and exit*

Secret Mom Thoughts said...

Pick me.

Frenchgirlrn said...

Pick me....Pick me!

I also have added you to my reader! Yippee!

katbass said...

OOOO I want one!

katbass said...

I added you to my google reader. I really need (want) one!

 
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