Now, I know that I am not getting the pervy searchs that some people get. But, really, people!!!! I'm very, very disturbed!
See if you don't agree:
aftereffects of intestinal surgery: um, well, I don't think this was really what you were looking for. Seriously.
poops on floor in grocery shake out leg: Ok, really. I'm mean, REALLY. I know it came up at our dinner table, but ... oh please, tell me this is not as common as it seems to be.
maya angelou, you only do what you know best: In a year and a half of blogging, I can promise you that I have never once mentioned or quoted Maya Angelou. Until now.
what to wear to eight grade graduation: Just ask my daughter. She's a pro.
the cutest college boy on the planet: Aww, I think he's cute too!
kids crystal light snorting: Ok, I admit I do say *snort* occasionally ... but I swear I never had anything go up my nose. And Crystal Light? Ew.
janet um body work: Janet UM body work???? Huh???
l[ght boxes: That was, indeed, the search. However, I'm still not sure what sound the letter "[" makes.
janet wet herself: Oh, man. I thought no one saw!
its 10 am in the morning do you know where your children are music: I frequently don't know where my children are, but I NEVER know where my children are MUSIC. Especially at 10 a.m. in the morning (although I admit I ALWAYS know at 10 a.m. at night).
pickles: I swear on the lives of my unborn grandchildren that I am not of childbearing age anymore. No pickle cravings.
chicka chicka tang tang walla walla bing bang: Someone needs to brush up on their "Witch Doctor" lyrics. This is waaaaay off.
i tinkled in my pants blog: Ok, I'm beginning to get a complex about this stuff.
i'm 15 she's 10?: No. No. No. Not now. Not ever. If you're 15 (or, frankly, anything but 10), step AWAY from the 10-year-old girls.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *Seriously, people, this is weird -- and disturbing -- stuff. Perhaps I start writing about hearts and flowers and unicorns, and leave the body fluids to someone else.