Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday, dear Drummerrrrrrrrrrrr,
Happy birthday to you.
Yep, it's Cinco de Mayo, the day that my first child was ushered into the world. It has been a big year for him, but I know it isn't birthday wishes that bring you here.
You're waiting for birthday dinner.
Admit it. You are, right? Right?
So in honor of Drummer Man's 28th natal day, we celebrated.
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Rocky: Drama King, what are you going to have?Drama King: Ummmm... Do they have corn?
Yes, we still find that same tired story hilariously funny.
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Drama King: So what do you hear from Z-man?
Evil Mother: *with an arched eyebrow* Who?
Drama King: Z-man? You know ... Tiny gay guy??
Evil Mother: *turning to Drummer Man and hanging on his arm* Please be normal, please be normal, please ...
Drummer: I'm a normal boy, as far as I know.
Drama King: Don't forget Roo-girl. She's a normal boy, too!
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Drummer Man: Seen any good movies?
Drama King: *launches into an uncharacteristically uninteresting tale of movies seen, leading to a discussion of weird, creepy stuff on an all-horror movie cable channel*
Drummer Man: Yeah, I loved that channel. I called and complained to the cable company when they discontinued it.
Drama King: One day when I was sick, I watched horror movies all day long. It was great -- of course, I had to sleep with the lights on for a couple nights.
Drummer: It was a great channel.
Drama King: My favorite was the one with the carnivorous breast implants ...
Seriously, is there a way to follow THAT comment?
Wonderhubby: You know they have white chocolate caramel macademia nut cheesecake here ...
Yep, that IS the only way to follow that.
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18 comments:
Ah, your family never disappoints. But I'm having a hard time envisioning the freak that would even come up with that story line. Carnivorous Breast Implants. CBI. I will now live in dread of my boobs eating me while I sleep.
CBI. There has GOT to be a joke in there somewhere, but for the life of me I can't seem to find it. It just keeps coming back to me as being just as funny as a man eating jockstrap. And that's just not funny.
LMAO!! You guys are the BEST!! Happy birthday to your Drummer Man!!
Happy Birthday!
Can't wait 'til my boys are those ages, Eek, LOL!
Happy Birthday Drummer Man!
Happy Birthday Drummer Man! I swear your family is great! I wish I could borrow them on occasion. heh!
Hilarious!!! And I thought dinner conversations with preschoolers were funny!
Bwahahahaha!
Happy Birthday Drummer Man!! I hope you had a great day!
I think I look forward to the birthday celebrations in your family more than the ones in my own!
Happy Birthday, Drummer Man!
Carnivorous Breast implants. Maybe he just has the wrong "orous" (amorous?)
you have the funniest conversations!!
happy 28th birthday drummer man!!
xoxo
I really want to come to your birthday dinners. Even if I'm just a fly on the wall. Happy birthday Drummer Man!
Happy Birthday to Drummer Man. Now *I'M* going to have to sleep with the lights on. Carniverous breast implants indeed . . .
Happy Birthday to your awesome boy!
I'm sorry, but all I saw was cheesecake. Was there a post here?
Seriously, I hope the birthday celebration was great! It sounds like it was a good time.
Happy late birthday to Drummer Man!
And, not to make you feel old or anything, your son is older than me. Ha!
And to think I just now found this dinner post. And yes, I was waiting on it! I love it when your family goes out to dinner.
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