Yeah, so it was birthday dinner time. The Roo-girl (Miss 7/11) was cheer-camping on her actual natal day, so we put off the festivities until we could all be present.
Unfortunately for Miss I-Don't-Want-to-Share-My-Birthday, the night we selected happened to be ... Rocky's birthday as well. The exact date, in fact.
So we couldn't exactly have a Roo birthday dinner without acknowledging the Drama King's significant boy toy, could we?
This put everyone in a right festive mood (not) as we danced around her royal Roo requests.
She wanted SUSHI.
Just for the record, that's not always so easy to do on a Sunday night. Many sushi restaurants in the area are closed, and those that are open? Don't open till 5:30 ... a little late to make a reservation for nine people at 7 p.m.!
But never fear! Your intrepid Evil Mother was up to the task, and we found ourselves at a lovely intimate table for crazy.
Z-man: *pushing the logo from his t-shirt in Drama King's face* Do you recognize this?
Drama King: No.
Z-man: You don't? You seriously don't?
Drama King: No.
Z-man: What kind of gay man ARE you???
Drama King: A classier one?
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Drummer Man: Hedwig? What's Hedwig? Isn't that from Harry Potter?
Drama King: Bwahahahahahahahahaa ...
Evil Mom: No, that's Hogwarts.
Drama King: Bwahahahaahahahaha ...
Drummer Man: No, isn't it Harry Potter?
Z-man: Yeah, I guess.
Evil Mom: *completely being a moron* Yeah, isn't that the character played by Robbie Coltrane?
Drama King: Bwahahahahahahahaa ...
Z-man: No, Mom, that's HAGRID. Hedwig is the owl.
Evil Mom: Oh. Yeah.
Drama King: Bwahahahahahahahaha ...
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *My hands were sticky. It's tough work eating sushi and edamame and staying clean, ya know?
So I absentmindedly reached for my water glass and rubbed my hand up and down on the outside of it to dampen my fingers.
Drama King: Mom. Please. Never do that again.
Evil Mom: Huh? What? ... Oh.
Wonderhubby: Hmm. Depends on where she does it.
Evil Mom: *slugs him soundly on the shoulder*