Our relationship has had its very SERIOUS ups and downs, but one place where he and I stoop to the same level is on the internet.
Some of the
In return, I save the best of the worst for him. Only once can I remember him firing back that he didn't want to hear THAT from his little girl.
Recently, I got one of those infamous forwards that make the rounds on the 'net. Mostly, I open them and promptly hit the delete button, but this one? I actually found interesting.
It was titled "The Bottle ... An Illusion" and issued the following instructions:
I love this kind of stuff. Like those drawings where you either see the old woman or the young girl:Take a look at this picture: What do you see????
Check the explanation that follows!
You saw a couple in an intimate pose, right?
Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario.
What they will see, however, is the nine dolphins in the picture! So, I guess we've already proven you're not a young innocent child.
Now, if it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind is SO corrupted that YOU probably need help!
OK, here's help: Look at the space between her right arm and her head, the tail is on her neck, follow it up. Look at her left hip, follow the shaded part down, it's another one, and on his shoulder...
OH, SURE, NOW you see them!!!!!
So I forwarded it to my dad. I also sent it to my mom -- who is notorious for being technologically impaired.
Mom's response was immediate: laughing heartily at my dad, who apparently had a little difficulty finding the dolphins. *Snicker chortle guffaw*
Papa-san, however, took a couple days before he emailed me an answer:
"Sure.....NOW I see the dolphins. Still.....I know what I like.......and it ain't fish."*Shudder*
I really don't think I want to know ...