Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Everything always comes out ok in the end

Z-man underwent a little medical procedure yesterday. Its genesis goes back to this, so you can figure it all out for yourself.

It reminded me of that old Jewish joke that a minor surgery is surgery that happens to somebody else.

But mostly it was just a pain in the butt.

Anyway, when all was said and done, everything was fine.

Which is why I can share this story of the aftermath.

Z-man: What are those drugs you gave me? That is some good stuff.

Nurse in recovery room: Propofol.

Z-man: I gotta write that down ...

Nurse: It's the stuff that Michael Jackson was taking.

Z-man: Ohhhhh. This is goooooood! Now I understand why he did that!!

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Nurse: You might pass a little air. That's normal.

Z-man: You got THAT right!!!!

Evil Mother: *snicker*

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Nurse: Now you can't drive or operate heavy machinery ... or power tools.

Z-man: Aw, hell, I was gonna see if Wonderhubby could lend me a chain saw.

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In preparation for this day, Z was on a liquid diet for about three days. Can you say STARVING?

Z-man: *pulling a piece of paper out of his pocket* So I've put together a short list of what I want to eat right now.

Evil Mother: Bwahahahahahahaha!

Z-man: *reading* A big bag of Ruffles potato chips, an omelet, turkey bacon, bagel and cream cheese and edamame.

Evil Mother: Ruffles?

Z-man: Oh yeah. I've been dreaming about them for two days.

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Evil Mother: *TOTALLY earning her name* I suggest you don't put anything up there that ... uh ...

Z-man: Well, DUH.

Evil Mother: No zucchinis or ...

Z-man: Jeez, mom. You know you can get toxic shock from carrots ...

Evil Mother: *totally choking with laughter* No, I had no idea. Where DO you get this stuff?

Z-man: *smirks*

Evil Mother: Never mind. I don't want to know.


And no, we really don't. Really.

17 comments:

Ramit said...

Toxic shock from carrots! Haha!
You suggest he does't put it up where? Where huh? :)

Tara R. said...

Oh to be a fly on the wall... you guys slay me. bwahahaha! Too many carrots will also turn you orange.

Glad the surgery went well.

Karen said...

Well, I'm glad it all came out. In the end.

6p00e39333bf688834 said...

Ruffles......yummmmmmmmm.

Glad it went well.

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LceeL said...

I've had that surgery. 20 years ago - or so. Has he gone to the bathroom, yet? Wait. It's like giving birth - 3 times a day.

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songbird's crazy world said...

oy..glad he's ok.

Roger said...

I'm glad to hear that he is doing well and that everything came out okay. For your sake as well. :)

Burgh Baby said...

Well, at least that's the end of that. Ahem.

HalfAsstic.com said...

The END of an era... or would that be area? ;-)

Daisy said...

Just don't let him sign anything or watch QVC!

Siobhan said...

I must be naive, the Ruffles joke went righty over my head.

I had that done a few years ago too, I kept asking the same questions over and over.

Huckdoll said...

Oh, lordy. That last snippet brought the lolz. You'll never look at a carrot the same way again!

Jaina said...

I don't think I will ever look at a carrot again. Lol. I'm glad that Z-man is okay.

Suzanne said...

I can attest to the dreaming of food part, but mine wasn't ruffles. It was Hooters Buffalo Shrimp.

Hope the Z man mends quickly...

Kaytabug said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

*sigh*

I'm so glad all is well.

 
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