I'm an asshole.
Yes. It's true, and I have proof positive.
See? This is my Starbucks cup.
Grande half-caff dark cherry mocha. Non-fat. No foam. No whip. Three pumps mocha. Five pumps cherry.
I defy you to order something more complicated with a straight face.
And speaking of straight faces, I'm guest posting today at Rachael's blog, The Scientific Nature of the Whammy. She's having a baby any second now and is celebrating birthdaypalooza month to commemorating her new arrival and a bunch of other May birthdays in her world.
In her honor, I am recapping some of my favorite birthday dinner memories. So stop by and say hello.